[Well, it is getting pretty late, and you’re sure even Karkat has gone to sleep. You had better go get some sleep so you’re not too tired tomorrow!] 

shewhobreedsnolilacs:

Maybe around Christmas when nobody will be out and about as much. Lessen his feeling of anxiety. Every little bit counts, hm?

Thank you, John. That means a lot.

That’s a good idea. Thanks, Rose. I’m sure Karkat will be out of the house in no time with all these ideas.

You’re welcome!

turntechalpha:

alternates yeah ok sure maybe

and honestly i dont know maybe i do know you or i did in some crazy past life or something but right now??

no i dont know yiu

well, i know your alternates did. i was there when one of your alternates played the game because i was playing it too.

and. i guess that’s understandable. i mean. since apparently things were a lot different for you than the dave i know.

shewhobreedsnolilacs:

I’m sure you can. After all, if he responds even slightly positively towards you, you have more of an advantage than the rest.

And don’t worry yourself with it. I’m only doing my job as your friend.

You smile, pleased that he thinks so.

I guess so. I’ll try again to talk him into going outside the next chance I get. Maybe I can come up with something.

Well, you’re doing a really good job.

missdavestrider:

sounds like a good time

try greasepaint

anyway im just taking a walk before i go pass the fuck out

earliest ill be getting to sleep in a while thanks to devi

babies are hard work dude

Woah, what?

You have a baby?

[You really do not know how to feel about there being an alternate of Dave that is female and also has a child.]

(Source: wearthehoodbetheleader)

shewhobreedsnolilacs:

Probably. It’d take some convincing, but if anyone can do it, you can.

You smile slightly.

He’s lucky to have a friend like you, John.

Do you really think I can?

[At her next words, you smile all the more.]

I’m lucky to have a friend like you. I don’t think there’s anyone else I can talk to about stuff like this.

missdavestrider:

oh right

i forget you dont have those in canada

…anyway obscure scott pilgrim reference thats only barely applicable aside

whats up broski?

Um, not much, I guess?

Just meeting alternates and trying to get my troll roommate out of the house.

You know, teenager stuff.

What about you?

(Source: wearthehoodbetheleader)

shewhobreedsnolilacs:

That’s an understandable sentiment, but he still needs to go at some point. He can’t stay there forever.

You purse your lips.

This coming from me, the one who’s hardly kept in contact with anyone. Oh well. It’s still good advice.

I know, but I just can’t get him to go out.

[You pause for a second.]

Do you think if I gave him a hat, some gloves, and facepaint, he’ll leave the apartment?

missdavestrider:

hey egderp

something the matter?

Wow, you’re a girl. I wasn’t expecting that at all!

(Source: wearthehoodbetheleader)

adriofthedead:

henrycw: